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Are you one of the people who haven't read my book because you'd rather feed your kids and get pedicures? I'M ON TEAM FEED THE KIDS AND GET PEDICURES! So here's your chance to read it. For Free. I'm giving away a Kindle copy! Because next to Mother Teresa, I'm a giver. (maybe in another lifetime.)Sidebar: You don't have to own a Kindle to read on a Kindle. You can download...

Since she arrived at my apartment two weeks ago, these are some of the arguments my mom and I have had: 1. Whether orange bougainvillea was in fact orange bougainvillea. 2. Why the 8 ounces of water I make her drink twice a day with her medication is in a glass so big she’s never seen a glass that big ever in her entire life am I trying to drown her.3. How sponges work.4. The fruit flies in my...