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1. Your tips on how to induce labour 

There is a 100% chance that if you were to look at this mother's Google history, you would find the sentence "how to induce labour". This woman has been pregnant for the better part of a year and is very excited to meet this human growing inside. She has done her research and probably knows exactly what you're going to say: eat pineapple, drink raspberry leaf tea, go for long walks, bounce on an excersize ball, taking Evening Primrose Oil, castor oil (which can give you mad diarrhea, by the way...you're welcome) and of course the favourite; "have lots of sex". FYI, telling her to have lots of sex is just...awkward. Furthermore, these strategies and potions and whatnot don't even really work unless your body is already on its way there. Babies come when they want. Consider it the first time they exert their independence.

2. Saying "No baby yet?" or "Still pregnant huh?" 

If we were to take a poll amongst mothers, this would probably top the charts for Most Frustrating Question Ever Asked. Obviously, if her stomach is looking like a beach ball, the baby is still living in there. 

3. Asking if there are any 'signs' of labour.

Most signs of impending labour involve the words 'mucus', 'plug', 'blood', 'cervix', and 'dialation', among many. Along with these words come visuals. Unless you want amazingly personal details of the woman you are speaking to accompanied with graphic mind images, do not ask these questions. 

4. Horror stories of your or your sister-in-law's cousin's BFF's awful, long labour.

This poor woman is about to embark on possibly the most painful and yet rewarding experience of her life. She knows it's not going to be rainbows and angels dabbing the sweat off her brow with organic fleece cloths made from the baby lambs of heaven. If she asks, then it's fair game, but don't volunteer bad experiences. Imagine the horror on someone's face when you tell them your friend's anestesia never did kick in, just before they go in to get their appendix removed. Oh, but good luck! Same face. Same horror.

5. Commenting on how huge she looks.

Or if she is 'sure' she is not carrying twins. Seriously. Not funny. Someone asked me this when I was pregnant and overdue with Finn in late summer with swollen face and feet, cankles, and the whole shebang. I was polite, but no smiles or courtesy laugh from this one. This is even worse if she is actually carrying twins.

6. Saying they are forfeiting their current amazing, exhilarating, freedom-filled lives.

Telling someone that they are inevitably giving up their "freedom" for the rest of their life is not only untrue, but incredibly mean! Parenthood should not be seen as a jail sentence. It's the greatest privilege ever. Yes, life is drastically different when you have someone depending on you 24/7, but seeing it as a subject of woe is lame. Having babies is some people's ultimate dream and telling them that their dream (and their child!) is going to ruin their life is bad form. And untrue. And just...mean.

7. "Get all the sleep you can now because you will NEVER SLEEP EVER AGAIN!"

Also NOT TRUE! This is one of the most popular things pregnant girls are told. Let it be known, mothers do get to sleep again at some point. For some, it's longer than others, but it does happen. Eventually. 

1. Tell her she looks great, especially when she doesn't feel it.

Pregnant women do not typically feel like they look amazing. Huge stomach, swollen everything, pains and zings coming from random nerve endings you never knew you had and waddling like a penguin doesn't feel awesome. They may look cute with the belly, but rarely do they feel beautiful or great. (I don't speak for everyone, of course, but I kind of assume...correct me if I'm wrong) A little compliment can go a long way!

2. Talk about at least one other subject before bringing up her pregnancy.

Even if it's about the weather, a movie you saw last night, lunch plans...whatever. The only thing people seem to want to talk about with a pregnant woman is pregnancy. (Maybe they think that's all pregnant chicks want to talk about?) Sometimes, the pregnant woman wouldn't really mind just talking about movies or food. Oh, always food. Dessert especially. 

3.  Encourage her that the birth process will be okay.

If the subject comes up, just say it's all going to be okay and she'll do great, no matter what happens. As said above, no horror stories. Everyone's birth story is different and most turn out well in the end. They're full of pain, tears, sometimes complications, but if you ask any mother she will tell you it was the greatest, empowering, most joyous day of her whole life. The best things in life often take loads of work, some pain, and some tears. 

4. Tell her you're praying or will pray for her! (And really do it)

She appreciates all the help and prayers she can get. Prayer goes a long way people!  

1. Ice
2. Carbonated water (Bonus if it was lemon/lime flavour)

1. Anything coconut (regular coconut stuff, coconut curry, and basically anything that says to add coconut milk)
2. Carbonated water (I don't know if this counts because I never stopped drinking it)
3. Black licorice babies. (NOT the ones found at Superstore. Barf)

Gluten Free Blueberry Coconut Flour Muffins

6            Eggs

1/4 c      Butter, melted

1/4 c      Milk

1/2 c      Sugar

1/2 c      Coconut flour

2 tsp      Grated lemon peel

1/2 tsp   Salt

1/2 tsp   Baking powder

1/2 tsp   Xanthan gum

1 c         Blueberries

1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Grease or line muffin pan with paper cups.

2. Whisk eggs, butter, milk and sugar in a medium bowl until well blended.

3. Thoroughly combine 1/2c coconut flour, lemon peel, salt, baking powder, and xanthan gum in medium bowl. Whisk til batter is smooth.

4. Combine blueberries with remaining 2 tsp coconut flour in small bowl. Stirl gently in to batter. (I skipped this step and they turned out fine!)

5. Fill prepared muffin cups almost full. Bake 12 to 15 minutes or until toothpick inserted in to centre comes out clean. Cool 5 minutes in pan on wire rack. Serve warm.

• Someone who is transparent: Not afraid to show his real self.


• One that says 'sorry' to his kids when he knows he's wrong or reacted the wrong way. 


• One that doesn't consider it babysitting when he's with the kids while mom is out. 


• Quick to give his son/daughter a hug (even a kiss!), not just a handshake or awkward side-hug 


• One who reads and plays to his children


• One who shows his integrity by saying 'please' and 'thank you' to strangers


• One who treats his kid's mom with respect and kindness


• One who is honest


• One who protects physically and emotionally


• One who builds his family up with words of encouragement


• One who recognizes his kid's strengths and challenges them to strive for more


• One who puts down the gadgets and looks his kids in the eyes


• One whose goal in life is to be his kid's hero.

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1. help with patience

2. to be challenged